P: have you ever had this happen to you?
P: i've thrown out several shirts cuz they have holes in front of them
P: seriously, i read about this on the internet.
D2: wait! wait! how did you google that?
P: hole in front of shirt
P: there are millions of people out there with this same problem. this is a big deal. i'm gonna go google again.
forget H1N1. we have a pandemic people!